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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Stringbean."

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Stringbean."

Parody Written by:

Eric Thomas

The Lyrics

And neither would I.
Jesus, don't want me for a stringbean.
Beans are not planted like me.

Why'd you make me a bean?
For all of the raisins I could've been.
Don't ever steam me or put me in soup.

Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.

Jesus, don't want me for a stringbean.
Beans are not planted like me.

Why'd you make me a bean?
For all of the raisins I could've been.
Don't ever steam me or put me in soup.

Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.

Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.

Jesus, don't want me for a stringbean.
Beans are not planted like me.

Why'd you make me a bean?
For all of the raisins I could've been.
Don't ever steam me or put me in soup.

Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.

Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.


I hate beans. Copywrite Me.

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john - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Even though it's funny, it still carried the beauty and emotion of the actual song. I like to think Jesus had a sense of humor.

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