Load up on crack, and write a song.
Lets hope they don't find your cheap bong.
She wont read, it till the end.
So you just sit, you have no friends.

No Friends, no friends, no friends, nobody
No Friends, no friends, no friends, nobody
No Friends, no friends, no friends, nobody
No Friends, no friends, no friends, nobody

Spend the night out, at a concert
Then you come home and, make a monster
Find your parody, in a dumpster
Then you sit, watch the Munsters
A website
At midnight
It aint porno
it's amiright
Bleah!

Im worse at what, I do best
And what im worse at, is much less.
I have to poop, its half past nine
So i'll just write another line

More lines, more lines, more line, they all suck
More lines, more lines, more line, they all suck
More lines, more lines, more line, they all suck
More lines, more lines, more line, they all suck

Spend the night out, at a concert
Then come home and, make a monster
Find your parody, in a dumpster
Then you sit and, watch the Munsters
A website
At midnight
it ain't porno
It's amiright
Bleah!

And i forgot, something else
So ill just sit and rhyme, what else?
Nobody cares about 'Breed"
Except DaChazman, what he need?

He need, he need, he need, more Breed
He need, he need, he need, more Breed
He need, he need, he need, more Breed
He need, he need, he need, more Breed

Spend the night out, at a concert
Then come home and, make a monster
found your parody, in a dumpster
then you sit and, watch the Munsters
A website
At Midnight
It aint porno
it's Amiright

Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedo-Fi-Ayyyyyyyyllll!