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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Retarded Parody"

Original Song Title:

"Smells like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Retarded Parody"

Parody Written by:

Eric Thomas

The Lyrics

Load up on crack, and write a song.
Lets hope they don't find your cheap bong.
She wont read, it till the end.
So you just sit, you have no friends.

No Friends, no friends, no friends, nobody
No Friends, no friends, no friends, nobody
No Friends, no friends, no friends, nobody
No Friends, no friends, no friends, nobody

Spend the night out, at a concert
Then you come home and, make a monster
Find your parody, in a dumpster
Then you sit, watch the Munsters
A website
At midnight
It aint porno
it's amiright
Bleah!

Im worse at what, I do best
And what im worse at, is much less.
I have to poop, its half past nine
So i'll just write another line

More lines, more lines, more line, they all suck
More lines, more lines, more line, they all suck
More lines, more lines, more line, they all suck
More lines, more lines, more line, they all suck

Spend the night out, at a concert
Then come home and, make a monster
Find your parody, in a dumpster
Then you sit and, watch the Munsters
A website
At midnight
it ain't porno
It's amiright
Bleah!

And i forgot, something else
So ill just sit and rhyme, what else?
Nobody cares about 'Breed"
Except DaChazman, what he need?

He need, he need, he need, more Breed
He need, he need, he need, more Breed
He need, he need, he need, more Breed
He need, he need, he need, more Breed

Spend the night out, at a concert
Then come home and, make a monster
found your parody, in a dumpster
then you sit and, watch the Munsters
A website
At Midnight
It aint porno
it's Amiright

Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedophile
Pedo-Fi-Ayyyyyyyyllll!
It had to come to this. I thought that could be creative, go against the grain, that I didn't have to parody a popular song. But I had to. F***, f*** it all. Copywrite me

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Eric Thomas - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Jesus, can't give me a breack, can you. They didn't post my top comments because of extreme obscenity.
ChuckyG - October 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I usually just delete any parody with obscenity, so you should consider yourself lucky I even took the time to remove the top comment
Eric Thomas - October 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Yea, im just eminating my rock idol Kurt by being pissed at the world.
Eric Thomas - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha...what will you people do without me. I wonder if anyone noticed the abscese of my contribution. Thats cuz parodies suck. My internet songwriting has now moved to freestyle rap online. Ill see yall around...maybe
Agrimorfee - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Best not to write and submit a parody while drunk. Oh well.
Al - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah it sucked, atleast kurt made 5 million off it....moron.

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