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Song Parodies -> "Chateau"

Original Song Title:

"Plateau"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Chateau"

Parody Written by:

Eric Thomas

The Lyrics

Love this song.
Many hand has scaled the grand old site of the Chateau
Some belonged to Unions, and others from Mexico.
Concrete pours and bricklaid floors abound on this land.
It would have sucked if the schmucks had built it all on sand.

Nothing in the rooms but buckets and brooms
And a discarded book about sex.
Fake grass and trees and ornate blooms.
It'll look nice now don't you vex.

Idiot Immigrants, they planted your plants
And look at what they've done.
The job aint clean, they acting mean.
And your paying them a ton.

Nothing in the halls, the workers went to malls
To spend their fifty bucks a clip.
Now don't frown, the chimney looks tall.
Have some Merlot, take a sip.

Many a hand began to screw around with Quikreate dust.
It looked like crack, so they caught you in a drug bust.
The worthless Union workers called their high paid Union reps.
You trudge up to your cell, while they walk down the steps.
We all hate Unions. Now this is forewarning to you all. NEVER LET MEXICAN LABORERS AROUND CONCRETE DUST. I had a dream about this. copywrite me.

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Hairspray Queen - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
pretty good parody. Just one thing, this song was originally written and performed by the Meatpuppets. However their singer, Curt Kirkwood, played on the Unplugged show where Nirvana did a cover.

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