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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Teen Cooking"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Cooking"

Parody Written by:

Katz

The Lyrics

This one is pretty close to the original song in some parts. I don't like it as much as some of my other parodies, but i think it's still pretty good. You probably all don't care so I'll shut up now.
Turn on the grill and bring your friends
It's fun to cook or just pretend
They've got aprons, spoons and fork
Oh no, I see it's dirty pork

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow

With the lights out it's more dangerous
Try to cook it, entertain us
The food is sick and conatagious
Try to cook it, entertain us
A black pot roast
Undercooked steak
Raw hamburgers
Blackend pound cake
Bleh!

No...
Way...

They're worse at what is easiest
And that is why we feel blessed
Thier little group has always been
Unable to cook anythin'

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow

With the lights out it's more dangerous
Try to cook it, entertain us
The food is sick and conatagious
Try to cook it, entertain us
A black pot roast
Undercooked steak
Raw hamburgers
Blackend pound cake
Bleh!

No...
Way...

And I forget why I don't taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me puke
The food was hard, I don't know why
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, It'll blow

With the lights out it's more dangerous
Try to cook it, entertain us
The food is sick and conatagious
Try to cook it, entertain us
A black pot roast
Undercooked steak
Raw hamburgers
Blackend pound cake
They'll deny it
They'll deny it
They'll deny it
They'll deny it
They'll deny it
They'll deny it
They'll deny it
They'll deny it
They'll deny it

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Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked the title, the song was okay.
Sweet Indigo - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Teen cooking - ah, been there, done that; and this song was fun :)
Phil Alexander - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked the "Their little group has always been/Unable to cook anythin'" rhyme... a fun parody.
Eric Thomas - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh, reminds me of the retards in Mrs. Barnett's cooking class.

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