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Song Parodies -> "Doctor Laura"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Doctor Laura"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Doc-tor Laura,
She's a girl,
And she's a Republican.
Hates Al Gore, yes, Al Gore.
I think she hates all those men.
Takes our time,
Answers probs.
'Bout where to go in Italy.
Need some rest, from that ditz.
Cuz' she will not help me, yeah.
Please help me, yeah!
Memories, yeah.
On TV, yeah.

Her name is mud,
She's a b****.
As George Bush likes ladies.
It's trend, for women, will be an old memoria.

If I could, I'd shoot her with a gun.
But I don't have a gun.
But I don't have a gun.
Shoot that Doc with a gun.

Helped ladies.
Doesn't help me.
Helps ladies.
Memories, yeah.

Doctor Laura, I'll shoot her with a big gun.

If I could, I'd shoot her with a gun.
But I don't have a gun.
But I don't have a gun.
But I don't have a gun.
But I don't have a gun.

Doctor Laurrrrrrrrrrrrrrra.
Doctor Laurrrrrrrrrrrrrrra.
Doctor Laurrrrrrrrrrrrrrra.

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.1
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 30

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CoolBluElectric - January 31, 2003 - Report this comment
You butchered a perfectly good Nirvana song. Next time, attack Dr. Laura successfully.

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