Smells Like Free Buffet

Load up on cash and bring your friends
To play blackjack, it’s fun to win
But be aware, you’ll fluctuate
No big bets then, you’ll have to wait

Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo, how low? (x3)
Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo!

With the count down, it's more dang’rous
They’re not here to entertain us
Don’t be stupid, or outrageous
‘Cause they’re here to try and drain us
It’s my motto
It’s my credo
It’s a veto
No stupido
Yeah!

And if you make bets big enough
It’s time to get some good free stuff
Don’t be afraid just ask away
To get your comp for free buffet

Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo, how high? (x3)
Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo!

With the count up, it's more prosp’rous
They can’t stop us, or contain us
How I like it: advantageous
Now’s the time to be courageous
It’s my motto
It’s my credo
Eat a frito
A burrito
Yeah!

To count the cards is not too hard
But don’t get caught or you’ll be barred
You must take care and here’s a tip
When you count cards don’t move your lips

Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo, oh no! (x3)
Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo!

With the heat on, it's gets dang’rous
Here he comes now, mister pit boss
Acting stupid is contagious
I got barred now, what a genius!
It’s a no go
From big Guido
I was vetoed
Got torpedoed

No more blackjack! (x9)