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Song Parodies -> "Hacker"

Original Song Title:

"Polly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Hacker"

Parody Written by:

Kody's Pencer

The Lyrics

It sucks to be a hacker
My social skills, they are the worst
But I'm a decent blogger
Just call me a gaming whore

Look at me
Strike my keys
Rule the 'net
And Halo Three
Spend my time inside
By myself
I'll steal your files
Watch yourself

It sucks to be a hacker
I guess I'm not a normal dude
Girls think I'm a creeper
Just because I hack while nude

I'm a creep
So lonely
My best friend's
A computer screen
When I go outside
My skin melts
Access denied
Outside my house

I wish you were a hacker
Then you could be a nerd with me
It isn't really that hard
Just follow all the rules and blue links

Be like me
Then you'll see
Microchips
Are sacred things
I hack systems with pride
My skin is pale
I'm in denial
About myself

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Red Ant - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good parody of a rarely parodied Nirvana song. I guess you went the Weird Al/ Smells Like Nirvana route by cutting the choruses in half - not always a bad thing but you were doing so well with the rhyming and short lines I was wanting more. I hope to see more from you.
Kody's Pencer - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I know. I'm cool.
Jakko Wakko - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Best Nirvana song. You did it well my friend, but the chorus is longer than you make out.
Stephen Harriington - October 23, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm surprised I didn't see this one. Interesting take on the song, but you did... as the others mentioned, cut the chorus short. 454

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