Song Parodies -> Smells like Dung Pellets

Original Song Title:

"Smells like Teen Spirit"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

  
Parody Song Title:

"Smells like Dung Pellets"

Parody Written by:

poomaster

I'm all on dung
And my poop friends
It's fun to push out tuber mends
I stretch my ass and smell the turd
Oh, oh, oh, oh
My dirt is grown

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello-

My turds push out
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Groan and moaning
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Here I am now
Getting dung out
On the toilet
Groaning meaner

Out through my butt
In toilet rests
A big ol' turd
Longer than rest
When my ass grooves
On the toilet
On the toilet until the end

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello-

My turds push out
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Groan and moaning
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Here I am now
Getting dung out
On the toilet
Groaning meaner



And I will sit
Just lay ass cakes
I yell and groan
While brown bricks pile
I've found it hard
It's hard to grind
In whatever colon it files

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello-

My turds push out
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Groan and moaning
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Here I am now
Getting dung out
On the toilet
Groaning meaner
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Voting Results
Pacing: 3.5
 
How Funny: 3.0
 
Overall Rating: 3.0
 

Total Votes: 13
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Jonathan S. - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
DUDE, THAT IS SICK! SICK-SICK-SICK! NOT ONE SHRED IS EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY!!!! 511
2Eagle - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I appreciate your efforts.
Jonathan S. - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I can be calm no longer. DEATH TO POOMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59Eagle - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Efforts? What efforts? To me, effort involves writing about something other than bodily excrament. I'm afraid I agree with Jonathan S. entirely, this is sick times infinity.
Amber - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh my goodness gracious. I'm going to be afraid to go to the bathroom now.
Abesboy7 - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, My! WAY 100% COOLER! TRY YOUR BEST, MAN!!
aoit - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
This is not, and I repeat NOT, cool at all. Whoever gives this 5s is insane.
Stephen Harrington - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
While I'm pretty neutral on the scat-parodies, this one needs a rewrite.... You could have used alittle more variety in the chorus(instead of repeating "On the toilet" to death) and you did a double chorus at the end, there is no double chorus at the end.... Just one chorus and the outro lyrics "A denial". You should have also changed the "Hello" lyrics(I know you could've). While this isn't the worst Nirvana parody I've seen, there is definitely room for improvement.... This is coming from a person well versed in writing parodies to Nirvana song parodies. 333
steph - November 25, 2007 - Report this comment
dude,thats sad-your just trying to be sarcasticly funny like kurt cobain thats sad .i bet he'd hate it
Stephen Harrington - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate it when I accidently use words I didn't mean too.
littleCupCakes - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir Stephen, I do applaud your honest critique & patience with this . . .
Stephen Harrington - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I seen worse stuff(I know that sounds impossible), so that's why.
Christie Marie M - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Fecophiliac!!

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