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Song Parodies -> "Me, Myself, and I"

Original Song Title:

"Polly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Me, Myself, and I"

Parody Written by:

Billy C.

The Lyrics

A man gets trapped in the bathroom but is also talking to himself, it's a bit confusing but if you think about it, It still is!
Why does my back hurt?
I feel like I have to burp.
Maybe drink some water?
Sleepin on the porch.

Is it me?
Smell my feet.
Ow my hip!
The pain it brings.
I feel like i'm gonna die.
Cut myself.
I scream for help.
Can't help myself.
All up on dope.
I haven't sold.
Promise you.
Don't have the flu.
Let me grab a ride.
F^*% yourself.
Don't need your help.
Help myself.

I bet I am a slacker.
Maybe I can run around nude.
The egg asked me not to stir.
My brain is being unscrewed.

Is it me?
Smell my feet.
Ow my hip!
The pain it brings.
I feel like i'm gonna die.
Cut myself.
I scream for help.
Can't help myself.
All up on dope.
I haven't sold.
Promise you.
Don't have the flu.
Let me grab a ride.
F^*% yourself.
Don't need your help.
Help myself.

Cobain said...
Why does my back burp?
I feel like I have to back.
Maybe drink some porch.
Sleepin in the water

Is it me?
Smell my feet.
Ow my hip!
The pain it brings.
I feel like i'm gonna die.
Cut myself.
I scream for help.
Can't help myself.
All up on dope.
I haven't sold.
Promise you.
Don't have the flu.
Let me grab a ride.
F^*% yourself.
Don't need your help.
Help myself.

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