Song Parodies -> Ode To The Crabby, Single Guy (Without A Girl)
| Original Song Title: | "About a Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Nirvana |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ode To The Crabby, Single Guy (Without A Girl)" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
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I need a girlfriend
You'll do Even if inbred
You'll do buy a prostitute
You'll do dead, but kinda cute
Take advantage, I'll
View "Notebook" till I'm blind
And I will feed you French delights
Please!!!
You'll Do
I'm pleading, "Free Tonight?"
You'll do Hope, through freeing crime
You'll do Siamese twins, you two
You'll do sleep with kangaroo
Take advantage, I'll
Sue if you make me cry
I'm kidding, I will simply die
Geeze!!!
You'll Do
(Stalker Solo)
I need a girlfriend
You'll do Babe's a queer, pretend
You'll do Nazi, hate all Jews
You'll do Through you're eighty, shrew
Take advantage, I'll
Screw, I will make you sigh
Then mace me, kick me in the eye
Shoot me, miss me it's alright
(At) Least!!!
I Screwed
You'll Do
I'm Threw
You'll do Even if inbred
You'll do buy a prostitute
You'll do dead, but kinda cute
Take advantage, I'll
View "Notebook" till I'm blind
And I will feed you French delights
Please!!!
You'll Do
I'm pleading, "Free Tonight?"
You'll do Hope, through freeing crime
You'll do Siamese twins, you two
You'll do sleep with kangaroo
Take advantage, I'll
Sue if you make me cry
I'm kidding, I will simply die
Geeze!!!
You'll Do
(Stalker Solo)
I need a girlfriend
You'll do Babe's a queer, pretend
You'll do Nazi, hate all Jews
You'll do Through you're eighty, shrew
Take advantage, I'll
Screw, I will make you sigh
Then mace me, kick me in the eye
Shoot me, miss me it's alright
(At) Least!!!
I Screwed
You'll Do
I'm Threw
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Funny! You appear to lead a , er, um.... `charmed' life!
Awesome job! Great OS too, 555!
As sung by a nird.
with such hgih standards, how could ya miss...5s
Poetically selective meandering...catchy.
Pretty good. 5's
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