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Song Parodies -> "Ode To The Crabby, Single Guy (Without A Girl)"

Original Song Title:

"About a Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ode To The Crabby, Single Guy (Without A Girl)"

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The Lyrics

I need a girlfriend
You'll do Even if inbred
You'll do buy a prostitute
You'll do dead, but kinda cute

Take advantage, I'll
View "Notebook" till I'm blind
And I will feed you French delights
You'll Do

I'm pleading, "Free Tonight?"
You'll do Hope, through freeing crime
You'll do Siamese twins, you two
You'll do sleep with kangaroo

Take advantage, I'll
Sue if you make me cry
I'm kidding, I will simply die
You'll Do

(Stalker Solo)

I need a girlfriend
You'll do Babe's a queer, pretend
You'll do Nazi, hate all Jews
You'll do Through you're eighty, shrew

Take advantage, I'll
Screw, I will make you sigh
Then mace me, kick me in the eye
Shoot me, miss me it's alright
(At) Least!!!
I Screwed
You'll Do
I'm Threw

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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TJC - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny! You appear to lead a , er, um.... `charmed' life!
Jack Wilson - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome job! Great OS too, 555!
John Barry - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
As sung by a nird.
alvin rhodes - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
with such hgih standards, how could ya miss...5s
AFW - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Poetically selective meandering...catchy.
Lionel Mertens - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good. 5's
Stephen Harrington - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Not too bad, a few hiccups in pacing, but not enough to kill it. 555

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