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Song Parodies -> "Buy Me Some Hormel Spam"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Me Some Hormel Spam"

Parody Written by:

AP Productions

The Lyrics

We All Got in to Jimmy's Car
To go down to the Local Bar
We were just going to Shoot some Pool
Decided to Drink and look Really Cool

Have One Have Two Have Five Have Ten
Don't want to Stop once we Begin
Have One Have Two Have Five Have Ten
Don't Want To Stop Once We Begin

Have Some Vodka, Have Some Whiskey
Why Don't you Get Drunk with me
Have a Beer and A Shot
Let's Get Trashed, oh Why Not
Buy a Pitcher, Slam it Down
Drink it all Till it's Gone

Yeah

The next morning I felt sick
I couldn't move my head a lick
I'm not going to do this Again
Until at least Next Weekend

Have one Have Two Have Five Have Ten
Don't want to Stop Once We Begin
Have One Have Two Have Five Have Ten
Don't want to Stop Once We Begin

Have some Vodka, Have some Whiskey
Why don't you get Drunk with Me
Have a Beer and a Shot
Let get trashed, oh why not
Buy a Pitcher Slam it Down
Drink it all Till it's gone

I'm so Drunk now
I'm so Drunk Now
I'm so Drunk Now
I can't drive Now
I'm so Drunk now
I'm so Hammmmmmered

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Jason - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing is EXTREMELY wayward here. I got lost trying to sing this.
Mr 1s - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Jason here. Is this Fitu Petaia returning under a new author name?
Red Ant - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
The pacing in the verses is pretty good, and the pre-choruses were perfect, but the choruses are pretty far off. That alone wouldn't make this a bad parody, but leaving out all of the lyrics after the solo (minus the abbreviated outro you have) is a pet peeve of mine. 333
SolidSnake43 - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
What does this have to do with spam

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