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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like White Spirit"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like White Spirit"

Parody Written by:

littlebluebook

The Lyrics

With sealant guns and two strange friends
You think we work, we just pretend
It's all a fraud, we're not insured
Oh No - have you just overheard?

How low, how low, how low will we go?
How low, how low, how low will we go?
How low, how low, how low will we go?
How low, how low, how low!

With a paintbrush, we're just dangerous
We're the dodgy decorators
We'll be happy, once you've paid us
We're the dodgy decorators
Crack-ed plaster
We can master
Dodgy paintwork
Makes you more work
Yay!

We do our worst, never our best
'Cos talent we have not been blessed
We decorate like Mr Bean
And leave you everything to mend

How low, how low, how low will we go?
How low, how low, how low will we go?
How low, how low, how low will we go?
How low, how low, how low!

With a paintbrush, we're just dangerous
We're the dodgy decorators
We'll be happy, once you've paid us
We're the dodgy decorators
Crack-ed plaster
We can master
Dodgy paintwork
Makes you more work
Yay!

You'll get wallpaper with little paste
And no grouting between your tiles
You can complain, but we'll rob you blind
We'll have your cash, so we won't mind...

How low, how low, how low will we go?
How low, how low, how low will we go?
How low, how low, how low will we go?
How low, how low, how low!

With a paintbrush, we're just dangerous
We're the dodgy decorators
We'll be happy, once you've paid us
We're the dodgy decorators
Crack-ed plaster
We can master
Dodgy paintwork
Makes you more work

We'll deny all !
We'll deny all !
We'll deny all !
We'll deny all !
We'll deny all !
We'll deny all !
We'll deny all !
We'll deny all !
We'll deny all ...........!

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Jason. - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Very very funny, 555. Sounds like you are singing about the MFI people!
daniel - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
who are the MFI people?
Jason - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
MFI, Furniture/ kitchen fitters in the UK that are known for their shoddy work.

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