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Song Parodies -> "Dreyfus the Lunatic on killing Clouseau"

Original Song Title:

"Territorial P***ings"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Dreyfus the Lunatic on killing Clouseau"

Parody Written by:

Alan the Ottoman

The Lyrics

In The Return of the Pink Panther, from which the opening line comes, Dreyfus (Herbert Lom) went absolutely crazy and Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) had to replace him. Here he is planning his revenge on Clouseau.
Clouseau: I tell you, infamous powers are at work! The instant you assign me to a case, the Underworld hears about it and I am set upon! It is amazing that I am still alive!

If Clouseau hadn't existed I would've been happy

Got to find a way, to find a way, if he's here
Got to find a way - a better way – to kill Clouseau

Never was a sane man, if so I went crazy

[x2]
Got to find a way, to find a way, if he's here
Got to find a way - a better way – to kill Clouseau

I wonder if Kurt Cobain shot himself the way I would've shot Clouseau

[x4]
Got to find a way, to find a way, if he's here
Got to find a way - a better way – to kill Clouseau
"Give me ten men like Clouseau, and I could destroy the world."Dreyfus, A Shot in the Dark (1964)

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