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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Fat Bastard"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Fat Bastard"

Parody Written by:

Chris Smith

The Lyrics

I am so fat
The weather station assigns names to all of my farts.
I weigh a whole metric ton
And I eat and eat and eat just for the fun.

BRIDGE:
Baby, Baby, Baby, back ribs
Baby, baby, baby, back ribs
Baby, baby, baby, back ribs
Chili's, baby, back ribs

CHORUS:
And you're cookin',
And I'm eatin',
Get the baby,
So I can eat 'em!
A turtle head
is peekin'
Get the baby,
I wanna eat 'em
I smell bad,
I am reekin'
Doesn't matter,
I like eatin'
Yeah!

BURP!
(Dr. Evil's Voice) RIGHT

I am so damn dead sexy,
I shagged a blond and she was crap.
My eating habits are so freaky
People can find me on a map.

BRIDGE

CHORUS

*FART*
IT'S SQUISHY!

He kinda looks like a baby,
Dr. Evil, keep the mojo and money,
Just give me the baby that's all I want,
Get in my belly, that I want.

BRIDGE

He is tiny,
I've got bigger
Chunks of corn found
In my sh*tter!
I want to eat
Some biggie fries,
I can't believe
My big huge eyes
Oh that baby
Looks so tempting
Get the baby,
He looks tempting,
Get the baby,
Get the baby,
Get the baby,
Get the baby,
Get the baby,
Get the baby,
Get the baby,
Get the baby,
Get the baby,
Get the baby,
Get the baby,
I want baby ah

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Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 51

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