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Song Parodies -> "Yomi, Can I Become Your boyfriend?"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Yomi, Can I Become Your boyfriend?"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

This is based off of Nirvana's cover of the Vaseline's song from their unplugged concert. Here's the midi, I'll have to post the lyrics tommorrow in the comments(The site I tried is giving me trouble). The idea started out as a strict theme and then snowballed into a weird silly nonsensical parody. I also decided to make it to where it's a performance on a radio station, the discussions are in parenthesis.
(Radio host: And now our guest: "The Beat Em & Eat Em killers!)
(Step-chan: Thank you, today we're going to play a parody.)
(Radio host: Cool, of what song?)
(Step-chan: Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam.)
(Radio host: Alright.)
(Step-chan: It's called Yomi, Can I Become Your Boyfriend?)
(Radio host: Okay, let 'er rip.)
(Step-chan: I wrote it last night. Okay, 1 2 3 4...)

*Intro*

Yomi, can I become your boyfriend?
perverts you never will defend
don't expect them to try..
they'll hide the porno, you need to find
you'll always get some love from me

Do expect me to kiss...
do expect me to hug...
do expect me to give for you...

(Radio host: that wasn't very unusual.)
(Step-chan: I'm just getting started, you'll see.)

Nene can tie me up in bondage
lycra will only make me twitch
she expects me to bark..
my butt she's whupping, her foot is parked*
you'll never see the tape of me

She expects me to fart...
she expects me to sit...
she expects me to bark for her...

(Radio host: Thanks for the info.)
(Step-chan: Hehe..)
(Radio host: I wouldn't want to see the tape.)
(Step-chan: Is cool, here's a chorus for you.)

You expect us to play...
you expect us to drum...
you expect us to sing for you...

(Radio host: Very cute...)
(Step-chan: And now the last verse.)
(Radio host: I almost afraid to know.)

Washu will dress me in her panties
panties, they never fit on me
don't expect my reply..
she's very kinky, she'll make you try
we're gonna dress you up in pink

She expects us to dress...
she expects us to strut...
she expects us to shake...
she expects us to slide...
she expects us to strip...
she expects us to dance for her...

*outro*

(Radio host: Thank you, that was definetly strange.)
(Step-chan: Thank you, strange is my thing.)
(Radio host: What was the last chorus about?)
(Step-chan: Doing a strip tease in women's clothing.)
(Radio host: I'm happy to say, that's all for today...)
*on my back side. Comments?

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Stephen Harrington - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Lyrics: nirvana-lyrics.wonderlyrics.com/Jesus-Doesn't-Want-Me-For-A-Sunbeam.html
Stephen Harrington - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Yomi: 3w.animeexpressway.com/anime/azumanga/azu-yomi.GIF Nene: 3w.absoluteanime.com/bubblegum_crisis/nene.jpg Washu: freakquencyltd.com/nj/washu.jpg
Tommy Turtle - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Your imagery was so vivid, I didn't need the explanation of where the foot was parked, nor the OS..... Would you expect anything less than 555 from the author of "Whip-Chained Melody"? http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therighteousbrothers12.shtml if you wanna check it out.
Red Ant - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome work Step-chan. I loved the narration in the parody. This might be your best ever. High 5s.
Stephen Harrington - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Tommy Turtle! Thank you Red Ant!
Stephen Harrington - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
But, I hope my future ones will be just as good(if not better). I don't want them to be less than this one(at least with what I'll be doing with them). ^__^

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