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Song Parodies -> "On a Plane"

Original Song Title:

"On a Plain"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"On a Plane"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

Vacation time/ Is finally here
I wanna go/ To Montpelier

I love that place - up in Vermont
Driving up there, I much rather not

To go on a plane/ Will be such a blast
But I'm too poor/ To sit in first class

I love my seat - by the window
So I can see, how high we will go

I'm on a plane
I can't complain
Cause I'm on a plane

Strong turbulence/ Nothing to fear
Unless of course/ It tears off the rear

I love this drink - called ginger ale
Makes me forget, the pretzels are stale

My seat reclines/ Look how it goes
Guy behind me/ I see up his nose

I love those clouds - look how they swarm
As we fly in, this big thunderstorm

I'm on a plane
Let me explain
That I'm on a plane

Why is there fire under the wing?
I assume that's not a normal thing
Everyone stay calm for heaven's sake
Some birds just flew in the jet intake

Barrell rolls/ A triple tailspin
My hands are raised/ Let's do that again

I love this bag - it holds all my barf
I wiped my mouth, on somebody's scarf

Our landing was smooth/ Best ever stop
As one last joke/ Our O2 masks dropped

I love that plane - I'm gettin' back on
It dawns on me, I'm the only one

I'm on a plane
And not a train
Cars I disdain
They're such a pain
You have no brain
Cause you drive a crane
Don't be insane
Just get on a plane
The last song from the 3rd album- "Sharkbait" Special thanks to: Warner Bros. and all the talented folks who worked on one of the greatest cartoons ever, Animaniacs, Nirvana (for song and album parody), The Who, Sheryl Crow, Bloodrock, Metallica, Walt Disney and the creative people behind The Little Mermaid, Billy Joel, Mom, Dad, family and friends and all those who support me, God, and finally Weird Al Yankovic (for inspiration) and (for opportunity)!! Coming soon, the 4th album- "Under My Chin"

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Red Ant - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, very very good with many funny lines. Glad to finally see this parody, it was worth the wait!
Confission - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
lmao. good assumption about the fire under the wing. this parody kinda makes me disappointed that all the flights i've been on went so well
anderson'parody man'araujo - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
very very, good parody, 5's. I really did enjoy reading this, by the way I wrote a parody about this song to, so check it out if you have the time. here's the link:

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