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Song Parodies -> "Clean Your Place"

Original Song Title:

"Stay Away"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Clean Your Place"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

Doggie pee and doggie doo
(it's a pig sty)
Dirty clothes on the floor too
(it's a pig sty)
In the kitchen, trash piled high
(it's a pig sty)
And your bathroom is such a fright
(it's a pig sty)

CLEAN!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!!

It don't help to hold my nose
(it's a pig sty)
A piece of sh*t, is your home
(it's a pig sty)
Could gag a maggot with it's stench
(it's a pig sty)
I'd feel more cozy in a ditch
(it's a pig sty)

CLEAN!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!

(it's a pig sty)
(it's a pig sty)

CLEAN!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!

Doggie pee and doggie doo
(it's a pig sty)
Or holy hell! Was that you?
(wouldn't surprise)
Ain't nobody that could like
(this pig sty)
except you and all the mice
(it's a pig sty)

CLEAN!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!

(it's a pig sty)
(here's my advice)

CLEAN!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!

AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!

CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE!!!
FILTH IS GAY!!!!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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 4   1
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 5   2
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AFW - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
DKOS, but this sounds like good advice, Billy...You haven't been peeking in my house, have you?........fives
Red Ant - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Dktos too but well rhymed. Your last line caught me off guard and I'm not sure how it applies but 5s all the same.
Billy Boyd - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW and Red Ant. Ant, I must say I'm surprised you don't know this one, after all the Nirvana parodies you've done, yourself. It's on the 'Nevermind' CD.
Red Ant - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I haven't listened that far back on the Nevermind CD in a while. At first I was thinking of "Territorial Pissings". Just gave Stay Away a listen. Above vote stands.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Nothing like a little berating from mother, is there? ;-)
I think the pacing was more of a 4 than a 5, and God knows what the last line had to do with anything, so it had to be either 455 or 554 and I wen't with the previous of those alternatives.

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