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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Neocon-spiracy, Neo-conspiracy-piracy"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Neocon-spiracy, Neo-conspiracy-piracy"

Parody Written by:

Vincent Miskell

The Lyrics

Neocon-spiracy, Neo-conspiracy, Neocons-piracy--though Saddam was a particularly murderous dictator, the invasion of Iraq was ill advised and the occupation was bungled. But the war fulfilled the plans of the neocons, who are now in denial about everything.
Smells Like Neocon-spiracy, Neo-conspiracy, Neocons-piracy

Hype up for war, bribe our friends
It's fun to win or to pretend
We're shock "n awed and self assured
C'mon, guys, a lie's a dirty word

Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack
Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack
Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack
Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack

With the fight there, it's less dangerous
We are there now, so maintain us
We look stupid and demented
We are there now, so maintain us
So mendacious
or courageous
So audacious
or outrageous
Yay

[short instrumental break]

We stayed fine though we messed
Up the war—we still feel blessed
So what, if some rules we bend?
We'll smell like roses the end

Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack
Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack
Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack
Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack

With the fight there, it's less dangerous
We are there now, so maintain us
We look stupid and demented
We are there now, so maintain us
So mendacious
or courageous
So audacious
or outrageous
Yay

[long instrumental break]

Forgot just why now we invaded
WMD have all faded
They were too hard, too hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack
Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack
Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack
Iraq, Iraq, Iraq, attack

With the fight there, it's less dangerous
We are there now, so maintain us
We look stupid and demented
We are there now, so maintain us
So mendacious
or courageous
So audacious
or outrageous
Yay

in denial
a denial
in denial
a denial
in denial
a denial
in denial
a denial

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111 - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Stinks like leftists.
Phil Alexander - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Smells good to me :-)

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