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Song Parodies -> "To Hell With Team Spirit"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"To Hell With Team Spirit"

Parody Written by:

Huff

The Lyrics

God cheerleaders are annoying. The chorus is from the point of view of the crowd who is watching a football game. The first verse is from the point of view of a cheerleader. The second, the cheerleaders boyfriend. The last verse is from the point of view of your average blond, air-headed cheerleader. Enjoy.
Get my pom-poms
Me, my friends
They will not lose
Cause we are there
We didn't score?
My, how absurd
Oh no, Oh no
Must say the words...

Go, Go (x 16)

Get your tights out
Heavy Make-up
Here we are now
Entertain us
You look stupid and outrageous
Here we are now
Entertain us
No you're not a
Mexicano
You're so hot, but
Not to sweet, no,
Way

Hey (x2)

She's worse at what she does best
At least I can get her undressed
Her small pep club has always sucked
But at least I can still get f**ked

Oh, Oh (x 16)

Get your tights out
Heavy Make-up
Here we are now
Entertain us
You look stupid and outrageous
Here we are now
Entertain us
No you're not a
Pre-Madonna
You're so hot, but
Not to sweet, ah,
Hey!

Yay! (x2)

(Solo)

And I forget
Where is my brain?
And simple math takes me awhile
But you're still wrong
Wait, am I right?
God damn, this might go on all night

Uh-oh, Uh-oh (x 16)

Get your tights out
Too much Make-up
Here we are now
Entertain us
You look stupid, I can't take this
Here we are now
Entertain us
No you're not a
Mexicano
You're so hot, but
Not to sweet, no
Not to sweet, no
Not to sweet hoe
Stop yelling "Go!"
Ditch the Dingo+
Your++ face, whoa
Hurts my eyes so
Shut the f*ck up

(c) 2005 Slack-Off Records +As in the mascot of course. ++Pronounced with 2 syllables

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
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 2   1
 1
 1
 
 3   0
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 4   1
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 5   6
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viva la spatula guitatist - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
pacing only very very slightly off. 4... total score445
oli nardle - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
not a bad song but ur a wancshaft
Red Ant - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing was practically perfect, though the pre-chorus of "Hello" is x15, not x16. Also, "friends" and "there" don't rhyme, but those are minor problems. 555.
anderson'parody man'araujo - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
really cool 555
Huff - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
The idea was to match the song, not really rhyme every line, Red Ant. Kareoke it and it will fit perfect.
tom allen - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
here is sum words that ryme with huff muff fluff puff gruff cock dickhead
who cares huff sucks - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
here are a few facts about Huff, HE IS A MORON, HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR GULF WAR 2 AND HE SLEEPS WITH LITTLE CHILDREN
tom allen - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
why does huff bother chuning out this endless horse crap do us a favor and hang yourself
viva la spatula guitarist - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
ooooohhhhh its on huff..... hardly mr. popularity... my friend in tokyo is setting up a website called www.huffsucks.eu you dont know what youve started boy....

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