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Song Parodies -> "Meat Maniac"

Original Song Title:

"On A Plain"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Meat Maniac"

Parody Written by:

anderson'parody man'araujo

The Lyrics

ok, It's been a while my friends but I'm back with a parody you'll enjoy for sure. well here it is, it's about a guy who's truly obssesed with meat (all kind of meat), it's kind of crazy but funny at the same time. please enjoy it.
I'll start this off with chicken and pork
I'll eat so much that my stomach will hurt

I eat my mate if she doesn't get me any food
I know is weird but what can she do?

The finest feast, that I ever had
was when they served, the chicken alive

I just love meat, even better if it runs
I know is weird but what can I do?

I'm overweight
like a big whale

My mother tried, to put me on a diet
And I must say, she taste just like ham

I just ate her!, is that wrong with you?!
I know I'm fat, but someday it'll become cool

The neighbor's dog, got lost again
I forgot to clean, up my chainsaw

Ok I'll confess!, the dog made a good stew
It's was fine, but I needed some juice

I'm overweight
like a big whale

somewhere, there's still some meat to chew
below my pillow I think I stored some
got some pork and some chicken legs
but I ran out of elephant ass

it is now time to make it surreal
to cook things that blow away my senses

I love to eat!, is that wrong with you?!
I know I'm fat, but I know I'm still cool

one more special dish to cook
please put you hand here, so it easier to cut

I just love meat, even better if it runs
I know is weird but what can I do?

I cooked it well
At least taste your hand

I cooked it well
now you're left handed

I'm a mani-ac.
weird one, isn't it?. please vote and leave a comment.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   5

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Red Ant - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Strange but funny one "parody man".
Scrawny Johnny - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for your votes on my parody of this song - - on this one, I must honestly say, I had a difficult time keeping up with the pacing. However, it is funny and original, and I voted honestly based on that.

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