I'll start this off with chicken and pork
I'll eat so much that my stomach will hurt

I eat my mate if she doesn't get me any food
I know is weird but what can she do?

The finest feast, that I ever had
was when they served, the chicken alive

I just love meat, even better if it runs
I know is weird but what can I do?

I'm overweight
like a big whale

My mother tried, to put me on a diet
And I must say, she taste just like ham

I just ate her!, is that wrong with you?!
I know I'm fat, but someday it'll become cool

The neighbor's dog, got lost again
I forgot to clean, up my chainsaw

Ok I'll confess!, the dog made a good stew
It's was fine, but I needed some juice

I'm overweight
like a big whale

somewhere, there's still some meat to chew
below my pillow I think I stored some
got some pork and some chicken legs
but I ran out of elephant ass

it is now time to make it surreal
to cook things that blow away my senses

I love to eat!, is that wrong with you?!
I know I'm fat, but I know I'm still cool

one more special dish to cook
please put you hand here, so it easier to cut

I just love meat, even better if it runs
I know is weird but what can I do?

I cooked it well
At least taste your hand

I cooked it well
now you're left handed

I'm a mani-ac.