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Song Parodies -> "JamesKurtJoyceCobain #1: L. Bloom"

Original Song Title:

"In Bloom"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"JamesKurtJoyceCobain #1: L. Bloom"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Summer day in June
Dublin, Ireland news
England rules again
Ride electric trams

Bloom's the one
Who married Marion
And Rudy's his dead son
His life don't look like fun
He's a man of modest means
Man of modest means
And I say
He's the one
Whose head it simply swirls
From all the seaside girls
Daughter Milly has her curls
And he likes to eat kidney
Likes to eat kidney
And I say, yecchhh!

Takes a Nighttown tour
Meets a friendly whore
Kisses Bella's boot
Tender bum, L. Bloom!

He's the son
Of Virag (Hungarian)
Jewish Dublin denizen
But not into religion
'Cause he don't know what it means
Don't know what it means
And I say
He's the one
Who likes frillies and tight thongs
But he knows his right from wrong
So annoys the Citizen
And solicits ads for Keyes
Solicits ads for Keyes
Agendath Netaim!

Later on
He'll rescue drunk Stephen
And wish he was his son
But that's just an illusion
But each will meet his needs
Each gets what he needs
Then we see
Day is done
Stephen goes and says "So long"
All is right against the wrong
He kisses Molly's buns
Then slips into his dreams
Slips into his dreams
Slips into his dreams
Molly says YES
Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee

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John Barry - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Looks like you've got an epic going.
Rick C - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, sorry Agri.
Red Ant - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I do KTOS and this is excellent. If you're making an entire Nevermind album that is a major undertaking.
carol - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
shame on me for missing this good one. 555
Agrimorfee - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant: There will be only 1 more song in this vein, to make a conceptual triptych. (you should be able to guess what the OS and the title will be!)
Matthias - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This one Bloomed some freshly planted fives
The Charnstar - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Had to listen to my brother and his girlfriends music, but I found it, and 5-5-5
Johnny D - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) "kidney" ... "Keyes" ... and "dreams" ... there's something TWISTED in there!
Red Ant - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J) See above, and I still like this a lot. Kudos on changing up all the choruses too.
Jack Wilson - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J) This was awesome! 555!
Rick C - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-J) Now that I've heard the OS, the brilliance of this shows.
Michael McVey - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't really understand this, but it appears you put a lot of work into it. ---MM
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J) What a concept! Intelligent writing here, Agri. 555
Jeff Reuben - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
More of the serious type, but very well written and deep.
Matthias - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
What? The only Leopold Bloom I know about is a character in The Producers. I'm definitely not your target audience with this one Aggy because it went over my head. Still there were a few lines that I enjoyed like the saying "Yecccch!" to kidneys one. Other that that I was rather confused by this whole ordeal. Perhaps I need to read more classic literature.
Below Average Dave - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Very interesting read, not terribly familiar with topic so the wiki link helped, great idea to a great os
Mark Scotti - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Nicely done! It bloomed fives for you from me!
bobpiecheese - October 26, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I have to concur with Matthias on this one. Some good lines here, but I was completely confused because I kept expecting the singer to start yelling about his blue blanket or something. Maybe I need to read more. Not just classic literature, just in general.
Rex - October 31, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I can picture a young Agrimorfee turning this in to his teacher for his book report. Nice turn on the OS title, nice anthem for Bloomsday. :-)

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