-> "JamesKurtJoyceCobain #2: Stephen Dedalus"
Original Song Title:
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"JamesKurtJoyceCobain #2: Stephen Dedalus"
The Lyrics
(Buck Mulligan:)
In blood and ouns
Shut your eyes gents
And 'Ulysses'
Will now begin
Oh, bless me lord
I'm self-assured
And yet I know
This lowly nerd
Mahone, Mahone, go pogue mahone!
Mahone, Mahone, go pogue mahone!
Mahone, Mahone, go pogue mahone!
Mahone, Mahone, Mahone
Pluck my eyes out, saints preserve us!
He here is now
Stephen Dedalus!
Was a Jesuit
So pretentious
Here come on now
Entertain us
He's a boho
Low on mojo
Shares our condo
In Martello
Yeah!
(STEPHEN:)
I teach at school
I'm not the best
Buck Milligan is such a pest
I get drunk with so-called friends
Or go walk Sandymount Strand
A home, a home, a home
I've no home
A home, a home, a home
I've no home
No home, no home, no home
With my eyes closed, it's more dangerous
Here I am now
Stephen Dedalus!
I feel lucid, efficacious
Here we now
Educate us
Modality
When visible
Surely is in-
Eluctable!
Yeah!
It's Agenbite
Of Inwit, yes
"Remorse of conscience"
Full of bile
I find it hard
To enjoy life
I blame my mother
'Cause she died
Oh no, oh no, oh no
So low
Oh no, oh no, oh no
So low
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
With my ashplant
I'm so dangerous
Where am I now?
Stephen Dedalus!
I have lost it
I feel nauseous
Mother's ghost now
It berates us
I am blotto
Who was Plato?
Ecce homo
Is my credo!
Liliata
Rutialiantium
Non servium
You hyena
Too-la rula!
Too-la rula!
Alleluia!
NOTHUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
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