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Song Parodies -> "Come Here You Are"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Come Here You Are"

Parody Written by:

Jim Cook

The Lyrics

I work at a "dental" insurance company and we sang this when we welcomed a new president recently. His name is Steve.
Here you are
Park your car
As we all here agree
Dental friend
Dental prez
As a key employee
It's our time
Listen up
Your voice is clear
This is great
Do your best
Dental friend
As a key employee
Hello Steve ah
Nice to meet ya
Hello Steve ah

Wet cement
New Concrete
Watch your step, come on in
Set the trend
Dental Friend
A dental community
Hello Steve ah
Nice to greet ya
Hello Steve ah

And I swear
We will be number 1
And we will have some fun
We will be number 1

Hello Steve ah
Nice to meet ya
Hello Steve ah
Nice to greet ya

And I swear
That we will be number 1
We will get the job done
We are second to none
We will have some fun
Yes, we will be the one

Welcome Steve ah
Welcome Steve ah

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Red Ant - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent pacing and sticking with The Original Song (TOS) for rhymes (and changing up the chorus), though the humor is a bit lost on me.
Dominic L. - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I see where you're coming from, and if I were Steve, I think I would find this hilarious! But I am not, so I only find this slightly amusing (Well, a little more than that!) 544
anderson"parody man"araujo - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
you did a great job on pacing but, this is not so funny, but still a great parody 544
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The "Suck Up To The New Boss" Song. Cute. :) I bet you could make a really funny parody about the dental insurance industry if you put your mind to it. (somebody here has written amazing songs about European financial lending services, I think)

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