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Song Parodies -> "Cut Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"Big Cheese"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Cut Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

The idea for this song was so obvious that I'm surprised no one else thought of it. This would be a bad day at work.
Cut cheese, stinky
farts that, bomb the office
cut cheese, stinky
farts that, kill your friends!!!

Flatulence, smelling bad
farts that really stink
what I ate, gave me gas
farts that really stink

Boiled eggs, make mine
my gas, stripped the office
cut cheese, stinky
farts that, kill your boss!!!

Flatulence, smelling bad
farts that really stink
I had beans, a gassy tease

Cut cheese, stinky
farts that, bomb the office
cut cheese, stinky
farts that, kill the staff!!!

Flatulence, smelling bad
farts that really stink
I had beans, a gassy tease

Flatulence, smelling bad
farts that really stink
what I ate, gave me gas
farts that really stink
I had beans, a gassy tease
farts that really stink
what I ate, gave me gas....

(song ends with lots of farts ripping and blasting as everyone tries to hold their breath. They pass out afterwards.)
Comments please, I love em.....

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Red Ant - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS so no vote. Is this off "WTLO" box set as well?
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is on the Bleach album(at least my version). How many songs are on your Bleach album?
Red Ant - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, I have it then. It's got 13 tracks, the last being "Downer". I haven't really listened to this CD much. I gave this track a listen and again am having a hard time understanding Kurt, but I can follow this. Disgusting and that is a compliment.
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, I wasn't sure if they were making different versions of Bleach or not, I know the vynal release had less songs on it. When they reissued it, They added "Big Cheese" and "Downer" to it(I think it was 10 or 11 songs on vynal).

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