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Song Parodies -> "Psychiatrist's Couch"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Psychiatrist's Couch"

Parody Written by:

Greg Hayes

The Lyrics

Where would Kurt be if he had got help for his real problem... Courtney Love.
Came, as I was. And he said.
Have a seat on the couch. Think of me,
As your friend. There's no secrets in here now.
Take your time. Tell me all. Empty out your pain to me.
Take deep breaths. Now begins your first dose of therapy, therapy, therapy, therapy.

Told him about my ugly wife.
And of how she cannot sing. Once my friend, now she's a witch.
Drove me to drugs and therapy, therapy, therapy, therapy.

And he said that I don't need a gun.
No I don't need a gun. No I don't need a gun

Unless I shoot Courtney, Courtney, Courtney, Courtney.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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 5   1

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Olvan The Terrible - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny and interesting take on the story of Kurt and Courtney. A few more of these and we'll have material for an off-Broadway show!
Stephen aka Step-chan - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good concept, for that I give it 4s.
meg the red - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! Very cool..I probably think that because I hate Courtney, but thats not the point.

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