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Song Parodies -> "Across Conquest"

Original Song Title:

"Swap Meet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Across Conquest"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

This parody is based off of Excel saga.
He'll take the city over if he can
the conquest is for what he stands
he likes to speak in an intelligent voice
his followers hail him in rejoice
he has a plan to take over the town
Fukuoka is his battleground
he sends the girls to go search and assess
being in Across they feel so blessed

Hyatt needs drugs to start up her heart
Elgala's pillow is close to her heart
Excel keeps Mince locked in the house

He'll take the city over if he can
the conquest is for what he stands
he likes to speak in an intelligent voice
his followers hail him in rejoice
he has a plan to take over the town
Fukuoka is his battleground
he sends the girls to go search and assess
being in Across they feel so blessed

Hyatt needs drugs to start up her heart
Elgala's pillow is close to her heart
Excel keeps Mince locked in the house

He'll take the city over if he can
the conquest is for what he stands
he likes to speak in an intelligent voice
his followers hail him in rejoice
he has a plan to take over the town
Fukuoka is his battleground
he sends the girls to go search and assess
being in Across they feel so blessed

Hyatt needs drugs to start up her heart
Elgala's pillow is close to her heart
Excel keeps Mince locked in the house
It's based off the manga.

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Red Ant - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
A bit lost on this one Stephen. Listened to this 3 times in a row and its hard to tell where one line of vocals end and another begins ( which isn't your fault ). Also, either you added an extra 2 stanzas to TOS or I am really lost. 454.
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I actually wrote it from memory(I did sing to TOS too, I liked what I wrote). This is an example of my earlier works where I threw caution to the wind and I didn't worry about it too much. Thanks for the vote. PS, I don't quite understand what stanza mean, did you mean extra lyrical lines or syllables?
Red Ant - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, from hearing TOS, there are only 4 stanzas I can discern, yet you listed 6 ( stanza=separate paragraph). I tried several times to follow it to 6 but kept arriving at 4.
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Would you like me to post the lyrics? I counted 8 seperate lines in the verses.(Which if combined, add up to 4).
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I think I know what was throwing you off, since this one I started writing before finding out about this site, I didn't count syllables(I went by lyrical lines and singing accapela, when I first created it. Then I sung it to TOS, and had no problems with it myself). It's a practice I have since done away with, since I want to get better at writing them(minus the "Complicated" parody).

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