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Song Parodies -> "Drugs are for Wimps who want to Die"

Original Song Title:

"Smells like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Drugs are for Wimps who want to Die"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

I don't like this parody, but my stepsister thinks it's good, so I'm putting it on here, please leave a comment!
Take out your pills, and feed your friends.
Drink lots of booze, and you'll be dead.
Go overboard, and you'll be sure,
to get cancer, by end of tour.
Not well, not well, not well, It's hell.
Not well, not well, not well, It's hell.
Not well, not well, not well, It's hell.
Not well, not well, not well.
If you take drugs, then you'll be gone!
So don't take drugs, or you'll be gone!
If you take them, you will suffer!
So don't take them, or you'll suffer!
Take some cocaine, you don't wanna,
Or you'll sound like, you're Nirvana!
Yeah!
You took your pills, you fed your friends.
Drank lots of booze, it is your end.
See what happens, when you are bad.
Way it happens, is just so sad.

Not well, not well, not well, It's hell.
Not well, not well, not well, It's hell.
Not well, not well, not well, It's hell.
Not well, not well, not well.
If you take drugs, then you'll be gone!
So don't take drugs, or you'll be gone!
If you take them, you will suffer!
So don't take them, or you'll suffer!
Take some cocaine, you don't wanna,
Or you'll sound like, you're Nirvana!
Yeah!
"See what happens when you take drugs?"
"I know what happens, leave me alone."
"But I-"
"Shut up!"
To take your pills, is suicide.
So don't take them, because you'll die.
And if you think, that it is fun, you idiot,
you would be wrong.
Not well, not well, not well, It's hell.
Not well, not well, not well, It's hell.
Not well, not well, not well, It's hell.
Not well, not well, not well.
If you take drugs, then you'll be gone!
So don't take drugs, or you'll be gone!
If you take them, you will suffer!
So don't take them, or you'll suffer!
Take some cocaine, you don't wanna,
Or you'll sound like, you're Nirvana!
You will die- oh! Yes, you will die- oh!
Not a lie- oh! 'Cause you will die- oh!
Yes you will die- oh! My throat is sore- oh!
Ee- i- ee- i- oh! You are bored- oh!
So very bored- oh!
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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Billy Boyd - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
It was okay.
Red Ant - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
312 from me, and you wanted comments, well here you go. First all, your parody title is very very poor taste. Second, most everyone of every age has atleast tried something to make them feel "better". Third, not everyone who tries drugs winds up like Kurt Cobain. Fourth, even those who get addicted can recover. Fifth, if you ever see this, and dont like my rating or comments, feel free so sandbag my posts ( yes Red Ant is my real "screen name" here). I am glad YOU do not like this parody, but your stepsister, well I'm not going to go there.....
tithead - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
first, kurt was addicted to herion, not cocaine you stupid wanker. second, the drugs didnt kill him, courtney did. www.justiceforkurt.com for more information. third, crap parody, go and try a different song...its impossible to make a good parody of this one.
Dominic L. - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I wrote this a long time ago, in like 5 minutes, and I only put it here to be a "Parody Author"
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Gave this a look, it definetly doesn't brim with positivety. I won't vote on it, since I can't really comprehend it in a way that I would vote. I think your stepsister might of been pulling a joke on you(no offense).
Dominic L. - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
No offense taken. It's been clear to me for a while now that this is a bad parody. I'm not sure about my stepsister. Anyway, I would appreciate it if you gave my other parodies a look.
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I've done that with your newest one so far. I will see what else you have while I'm at it.
r.j.edwards - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
drug suck
Dominic L. - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
OK, I can understand a 1 on the funny, MAYBE on the overall, but... on the pacing??

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