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Song Parodies -> "John Kerry Will Have His Revenge on America"

Original Song Title:

"Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"John Kerry Will Have His Revenge on America"

Parody Written by:

Emily

The Lyrics

This is in no way supportive of John Kerry, negative towards America, or making fun of Nirvana.
At least it's relieving
I'm not Jim McGreevy
And nobody's calling me gay

At least it's relaxing
They've lowered their cameras
Now I don't have to watch what I say

At least it's soothing
John Edwards will sue them
For whatever amount they can pay

I miss the comfort of Vietnam
I miss the comfort of Vietnam
I miss the comfort of Vietnam
I miss the comfort of Vietnam

With Michael Moore's witness
I hope you're still with us
To keep truth in the media down

In our favorite places
The people are brainwashed
And eager to make a sound

We'll come back with mallets
To smash all the ballots
Leave a blanket of chads on the ground

I miss the comfort of Vietnam
I miss the comfort of Vietnam
I miss the comfort of Vietnam
I miss the comfort of Vietnam


[Repeat first 3 verses and chorus]

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Righty - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
In fact, it's kind of hard to tell whether it's supportive or dismissive of anything at all... By the way, whoever put those ones up, it wasn't me. I can't really form an opinion on this one.
[the other] Emily - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, I'm sorry. I've been posting under __Emily__ (hoping that would be enough to seperate me from other Emilys) Sadly, this did not work.
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
434. Not too bad, a little rewrite and it will be very good.

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