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The Lyrics

I don't like men
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But my hair is bright
Sports, I can't play
But I have pomme
I think I'm gay
Or maybe just metro

I think I'm just metro (x3)

I'm almost broke
But I need more shoes
Help me decide
Which ones to coose
We'll shop around
And look at the clouds
Then we'll go home
And have a makeover

Have a makeover (x3)\

Skin products
In a heap
Tidy up
Keep them neat
Yoga learned
Wish me luck
Paint my nails
Wake me up

[Repeat first verse and chorus]

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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