Song Parodies -> Smells Like Napalm, Tastes Like Chicken

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

  
Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Napalm, Tastes Like Chicken"

Parody Written by:

Doombat

Only someone that has ever played the computer game Marathon will even begin to get this.
Loaded with guns
And bringing rounds
They tried to blast
Us to the ground
They came on board
So assured
Of victory
They could not earn

Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no
Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no
Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no
Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no

At 8:20
Ship exploded
I was ready
Weapon loaded
At 8:30
When they boarded
I was waiting
Weapon loaded

Ducking fire
In Arrival
There's no respawn
Death is final

The worst of all what yet to come
When Hunters came for everyone
Durandal was no help at all
His poems and songs were off the wall

Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no
Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no
Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no
Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no

At 8:20
Ship exploded
I was ready
Weapon loaded
At 8:30
When they boarded
I was waiting
Weapon loaded

Ducking fire
In Arrival
There's no respawn
Death is final

Arriving here was very strange
As if it was from an old dream
I remeber, it all comes back
I think this is my destiny

Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no
Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no
Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no
Hell no, Hell no, Hell no, Hell no

At 8:20
Ship exploded
I was ready
Weapon loaded
At 8:30
When they boarded
I was waiting
Weapon loaded

Ducking fire
In Arrival
There's no respawn
Death is final
Death is final...
Lyrics by John "Doombat" Rychlik
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