-> "Smells Like Lord of the Rings Pronunciations"
Original Song Title:
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Smells Like Lord of the Rings Pronunciations"
The Lyrics
Muh-'rye-uh-dok? No Mer-ry-'add-uhk!
'Leg-oh-luhs, it is pronounced
Loth-'lor-i-en has other names
Such as Laurel-in-'dór-e-nan
LOTR, LOTR
LOTR, LOTR
LOTR, LOTR
LOTR, Hello
There's Guh-'la-dree-ell and there's 'Kel-uh-born
Sam and 'Fro-do, we pronouncee it
You'll feel stupid [when] you pronounce this
'Mer-ry-'add-uhk, then there's 'Gan-dalf
I say 'Per-uh-grin
I say 'Thee-uh-duhn
And Loth-'lor-ee-uhn
Mer-ry-'add-uhk
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm worst at pronouncing names
From Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
My tongue pronounces things like
Muh-'rye-uh-dok, which ain't correct
LOTR, LOTR
LOTR, LOTR
LOTR, LOTR
LOTR, Hello
I say 'Worm-tongue and Luh-'go-lus
I say 'Shmee-gol, Oz-go-'li-ath
Mr. Tolkien, please pronounce this
You're deceased now, for three decades
Please pronounce this
Mer-ry-'add-uhk
And the Elvish
I am tongue-tied
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
(Guitar solo accompanied by horrible pronunciations of names and places from "Lord of the Rings.")
And I forgot that Dwarf dude's name
But yet I guess it's 'Gim-lee something
The glossary is hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
LOTR, LOTR
LOTR, LOTR
LOTR, LOTR
LOTR, Hello
Now I give up, Mr. Tolkien
Could you help me? Please pronounce this
I feel stupid, and I'm tongue-tied
Could you help me? Please pronounce this
Oh, I give up
Mer-ry-'add-uhk
'Bil-bo 'Bag-gins
Oh, forget it
Oh, I give up
Oh, I give up
Can't pronounce this
Mr. Tolkien
Can't pronounce this
It's too difficult
Too much syllables
Now, I'm tongue-tied
Oh, forget it!!!!!
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