Song Parodies -> Fifteen

Original Song Title:	"Rape Me"
Original Performer:	Nirvana

Parody Song Title:	"Fifteen"
Parody Written by:	B. O'Connor

About being a 15 year old girl.

Fifteen,
Fifteen my friends
Fifteen,
Fourteen now ends

Now it is time for fun

Party,
Do it and do it some more.
Call me,
Fifteen, adored.

Now it is time for fun

My boobs are one size more
Don't stare! They aren't four!
Boys are such a nuisence
They lack intelli-something...

Fifteen,
Fifteen, new "age"
Twenty,
If you're college

Now it is time for fun

Fifteen! (Fifteen!)
Fifteen! (Fifteen!)
Fifteen! (Fifteen!)
Fifteen! (Fifteen!)
Fif-hello? (Fifteen!)
OMIGOD! (Fifteen!)
What are you upto? No way! (Fifteen! Fifteen!)
What? Oh shoot hold on...(Fifteen!)
FIFTEEN!!!

Ok you were saying? No he didn't! Uh huh...

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M-Dawg - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment

wut the heck was that about? Turning 15 so u can hav sex?

Brit - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for your input but no. get your mind out of the gutter.

Johnny D - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) This parody's cool, I remember when I turned 15, I was studying at a karate school and working hard towards my black belt ..... 15's an intense time, I can relate, good job here.

Brit - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny :)

Know 1 can hear you dream - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM). Kilroy was.... ehh... K1chyd was here.

Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I don't know the original, Brit...I'll try to hear it before the end of the month, though!

Ahnonamis - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

SOTM Ones like these I just change "funny" to how much I think it applies to the subject :) The pacing is a little off, but other then that it's perfect. I can just picture Cobain singing a song about being a 15 year old girl...wait... 4-5-5

Adagio - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) DKTOS

Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Fifteen was Hell for me. Now life is just Heck.

Phil Alexander - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I love the "They lack intelli-something�" line (it made me laugh just as I was frowning over the spelling of "nuisance" ;-) )

Leo Jay - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but some funny stuff. I wasn't staring...

Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM July) Now I'm ((15*3)+1) !

Agrimorfee - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Will have to dig out my "In Utero" album again. 544.

Phil Nelson - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) This was ok, not really funny....

Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

SOTM, good job. Not hilarious, but OK

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Drat, now I feel so old, wrinkly and geriatric. *old grandpa voice* Back when I was fifteen, we didn't have these whizzbanging iPods and whatnot, we were satisfied with the humble iMac... nice parody, but as aforementioned it could have been funnier. 5-3-4

Melhi - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Ah to 15, again.... (remembering) ...on second thought... ;) Nice job, Brit.

Spaff.com - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Only Kurt Cobain could do a song called "Rape Me" without getting crucified. (Or was he?) Anyhoo, thanks for reminding me of what a dork I was back then (i.e., slightly less of a dork than I am now). I still stare and lack "intelli-something." Heh heh.

Song Parodies -> Fifteen

"Rape Me"

Nirvana

"Fifteen"

B. O'Connor

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