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Song Parodies -> "Come Eat With Us"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Come Eat With Us"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

The last and final song from Scrawny Johnny's 1st album- "Swallow the Leader" (coming soon: the 2nd album- "Master of Grilling")
Come, eat with us
Just because
This is where you need to be
All of us
Will be here
As a big family

Turkey time
Hurry up
First choice is yours, please don't wait
Take a breast
Or a leg
I know you are hungry-ia

Come, bring the Bud
We'll get drunk
Once again, it's Thanksgiving
It's what we do
Every year
Makes or neighbors angry-ia

And I swear that we won't shoot our guns
And have the cops stop our fun
And take our keg that weighs a ton

Disturb the peace-ia
Disturb the peace-ia
Disturb the peace-ia
It wasn't me-ia

This is how we party every year
It gets wilder every year
Christmas needs to get here
We can finish our cheers
Aggravate with our cheers
Please don't say were out of beer
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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   4

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Scrawny Johnny - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd ask for an autograph first since Nirvana is one of my favorite bands too. Afterwards, he'd have to "kik" the butts of the other Nirvana parody-artists, who compiled 114 parodies before me. I hope Lars and James don't hunt me down for the Metallica parodies...they might do something worse like force me to listen to St. Anger for an entire 24 hours!
Ka - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
errr...i made 2 nirvana parodies (116 and 117). nirvana is one of my fave bands 2 (like johnny i would ask for an autograph first)..i hope kurts ghost doesnt come and "kik" my butt...luckily he didnt care for the songs i parodied!
Zachary Elliott - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
that kind of sucked....Not at all clever and it really did not fit the scheme of the song
Scrawny Johnny - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Y'know, it's funny that you mention that because months after I wrote this parody, I re-read it and was quite displeased. No doubt, this is, so far, my worst parody and I agree whole-heartedly that it was poorly thought out. The idea sounded good in my head, but it never developed as great as I had hoped. Oh well...I have other songs that are much better than this one.
Red Ant - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I wouldn't eat with you after this but reconsidered after your " Master of Grilling " parody. IKTOS, but do not have the CD at hand to rate this.
Red Ant - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
After hearing this again a few times the pacing is off in a lot of lines but still decent. 444.
Scrawny Johnny - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is really terrible; I advise everyone to stay away. Read at your own risk. Though I appreciate the 4s, that's too generous of a vote for this parody.

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