-> "Crack(cocain)"
Original Song Title:
"Lithium"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Crack(cocain)"
The Lyrics
I'm so stoned 'cause today
I found my crack
Its in my bed
I'm so smelly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you
We smoked our crack
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not sane
Light my crack, in a daze
'Cause I've found cocain
Yeah, yeah (x6)
I'm so stoned, that's insane I shaved my legs and head
And I'm not sane
And just maybe I'm to stoned for all I've heard
And I'm not sure
I'm so hungry, I can't wait to eat the meat there
But I don't care
I'm so horny, but that's okay
My willy is short
Yeah, yeah (x6)
I like crack - I'm not gonna die
I miss your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I love your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I'd kill you but - I'm gonna smoke my crack
I like crack - I'm not gonna die
I miss your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I love your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I'd kill you but - I'm gonna smoke my crack
I'm so happy 'cause today
I'm so stoned 'cause today
I found my crack
Its in my bed
I'm so smelly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you
We smoked our crack
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not sane
Light my crack, in a daze
'Cause I've found cocain
Yeah, yeah (x6)
I like crack - I'm not gonna die
I miss your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I love your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I miss your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I love your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I'd kill you but - I'm gonna smoke my crack
I'm so happy 'cause today
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