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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Uranus"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Uranus"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Quote from the mask: Somebody STOP me!!!
Load up on beans and
Raisin bran
It's time to loosen
Your rear end
You're over-due
And unsure
Why 'prostate' is
A dirty word

Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Enema...
(Repeat 4 times)

So your prostate...might be cancerous
Time to check-up
In Uranus
Eatin' fiber...crunchy Grape-nuts
It might help you
In Uranus
In your colon
And your rectum
With a glove on
He'll inspect 'em
Yeah

Its worse if you try your best
To tense your sphincter as it's pressed
The doctor there has always been
The guy who'll get you in the end

Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Enema...
(Repeat 4 times)

So your prostate...might be cancerous
Time to check-up
In Uranus
Eatin' fiber...crunchy Grape-nuts
It might help you
In Uranus
In your colon
And your rectum
With a glove on
He'll inspect 'em
Yeah

And I forgot
Just what I ate
Oh yeah, he'll tell me in a while
He's pressing hard
In my behind
Oh well, whatever, never mind

Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Enema...
(Repeat 4 times)

So your prostate...might be cancerous
Time to check-up
In Uranus
Eatin' fiber...crunchy Grape-nuts
It might help you
In Uranus
In your colon
And your rectum
With a glove on
He'll inspect 'em
In Uranus!
In Uranus!
In Uranus!
In Uranus!
In Uranus!
In Uranus!
In Uranus!
In Uranus!

IN URANUS!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe y'all didn't think of this...

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No one in particular - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Not funny anymore. Sorry.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
5/3/3. It's getting REALLY old, now....
Syncronos - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I know, I know...but I've been working so hard at the bank...I missed out when it broke wide. I have to catch up...
Laurence Dunne - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Uranus is behind us. We're not looking at Uranus anymore. We're so tired of Uranus.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
You are free, however, to make Mianus jokes. You may have seen my Mianus song.
Ryan Quinn - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
It is a bit old, but well written nonetheless.
Splinter - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Gah... Uranus and Smells Like Teen Spirit. Both really old. Parody another Nirvana song, I'm sick of this one
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Somewhere in the mess of stuff that issued from "Uranus," someone suggested "Smells Like Uranus." So I'm glad this angle didn't get overlooked. Heh heh. "Inspect 'em" is great rhyme. Here are some fives to offset some of the anal-retentives.
Red Ant - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Syncronos, since I missed Uranus last year this wasn't old to me. I have to agree partially with Splinter, I too am sick of SLTS.

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