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Song Parodies -> "Incontinency"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"Incontinency"

Parody Written by:

CShell

The Lyrics

I wet myself today
To see if I could pee
I focus on the smell
The stain above my knee

I need a change of clothes
A bath would do the thing
Try to wipe it all away
But it's all over everything

What have I become
My Swedish friend?
Everyone I know
Ran away vomiting

And you could have it all
My wet pants and shirt
I won't let you down
To a baby I revert

I wear this stain of shame
Upon my underwear
Full of broken wind
Blowing everywhere

Beneath the stains, in time
The wetness disappears
You went somewhere else
When I went right here

What have I become,
My Swedish friend?
Everyone I know
Ran away from the stench

And you could have it all
My empire of squirt
I won't let you down
To a child I revert

If I could go again
A million times a day
I would pee myself
I would find a way

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Overall Rating: 1.5

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Know 1 can hear you dream - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I know the song, but I donīt understand what you mean with Swedish here so Iīm not voting yet.

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