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Song Parodies -> "88 Lines About 44 Writers"

Original Song Title:

"88 Lines About 44 Women"

Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"88 Lines About 44 Writers"

Parody Written by:

Stockton

The Lyrics

Diva is a clever girl
Writting songs that no man can
Neminem a whity guy
Not a very good rap span
Static is a good one
Wants to know where love is at
Ricky Duncan: Beatle freak
Never realy found him phat

Ghetto John has paradized
BBC in everyway
Monaco Chris was his partner
Too bad that he passed away
Micheal Florio's a guy
Writing songs for just 6 years
Billy F., who's Micheal's brother,
Singing naked, that's our fear

Xander says he's not the best
With his numbers, 9-9-9
Jared's never been to Subway
But his parodies are fine
Lots of AKAs belong
To the person, Marie T.
Soon I'm going to get stuck
With A Room Full of Monkeys

Malcom Higgins is the king
First to hit 1000 songs
Beat the man in politics
And his name was William Tong
Heather Higgins, Malcom's daughter
Not a lot are on her belt
Cherrios is pretty lame
Read his last one, boy it smelt

Spaff.com's an awesome guy
He writes songs for Robert Lund
Johnny Spoof is writing faster
Never had his writer's fund
Steven Cavanagh, he is
An aussie and a Star Wars freak
Scariest thing when you sleep
Is that Know 1 Can Hear You Dream

Bob Gomez wrote for very long
He'll be reaching 20 years
Wolveroses is so bad
We cry "stop writting", see our tears
Floyd's Garage is occupied
By a lot of clever minds
And Jeff Reuben's pretty cool
All his urine is confined

There's a guy called El DeRoblo
Known for shopping time to time
Bubba says hi name is Gary
Gotta love his crazy rhymes
There are loads of crap right now
By some Green Bloodied Hound Dogs
Guy DiRito's awesome too
He's been god and writting long

There's Royce Miller, he's a crack-up
And he spoofs songs more than once
Y-A-S-M-R is goofy
Some call genious, I call dunce
Then there's Peter, he's a reader
He seems like the real show
Then White Mystery, he came
Is he black, we'll never know

Micheal Hack, he needs some work
It's not likly he'll get chicks
"Supermodel"'s quite a hit
From Necrotoxen 6-6-6
Merry, Pippin, they're a duo
And they're gonna count as one
Just like Rice Cube and Watt Daddy
Never staring at the sun

LebeiW15
Don't think I'll pronounce it right
Alex Zander, mediocre
Some of them, they are quite tight
Kenny, he is awfully good
And he tells you that's his name
Too Rich Olsen, he's a good guy
Just a few people he'll tame

Scott remains to be unknown
What's his last name, he won't tell
Dylan G. has silent nature
He may be a spawn of Hell
There's Chris Bodily TM
Wonder what he's cookin' up
I am Stockton, 44th
And I told you I can't rhyme "up"

88 lines about 44 writers

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Jonathan C. - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, Stockton, except that Royce is a girl. ;)
... - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good, except the original was performed by a group called "the Nails", or so I thought.
TVOD - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
"Paradized"? That's not a word. I can't even find it in my f... and Wagnalls.
Jeff Reuben - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I think it was the Nails...excellent original song. Stockton, good job on the parody, I enjoyed reading this.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Me? Scary? Hmm... well, the dark side is sometimes tempting, but Im not there yet.
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Diva - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know the original song, but I thank you for your mention. =)
Static - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks from here too, and a much-owed apology (you know what I'm talking about). 555...
Rick D - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
"And you are Stockton 44th who we should not interrupt. (or correct the spelling of?) Glad I'm not phat.
Spaff.com - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Stock: I'm baffled as to how you could write this 88-line tribute to us amirighters and not rake in the votes. Well, you got mine. I love the original (and parodied it myself in my pre-amiright days - "88 Lines About 44 Bible Figures"). You did a bang-up job on your version. Thanks for the mention.
T.J. Spindler - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
5,5,5 but I don't wanna be a bad judge or nuthin' but wasn't it kinda hurtful saying Wolveroses and Cherrios suck. Well, it isn't MY parody to debate on. btw, Wolveroses edits pages on this site. tj out
John Spoof - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment
i saw my name! true.....i do get my parodies in pretty fast! I've been on this website since October and i all ready have 93 parodies in. 5-4-5
neminem - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow... I got named. Even if it was dissing my lack of rapping ability. Not that I disagree with you at all about said lack, mind you.

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