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Song Parodies -> "The Wii Song"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"The Wii Song"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

Here's another parody based on the Wii. ONLY NINTENDO SHALL TRIUMPH!
I purchased some new games
For my Nintendo Wii
I focus on game play
The thing that makes it neat

Super Smash Brothers Brawl
Will have new characters
Like M. Knight or Solid Snake
This system just has everything

The Xbox is dumb
I mean, come on!
Everyone knows it goes away
In the end

PS3's not all
The price is unjust
At least the Wii now
Makes both your hands hurt

It's hotter than Brad Pitt
Or that Brandon Flower
Girls like them a lot
I don't really care

Since 1985
Nintendo's kicked some rear
Other consoles fell
Nintendo's still here

I'll get to play games
With my old friends
Like Sonic, Samus
Mario, and Rayman

Resident Evil
Will sure be a must
Wii just knows no bounds
How to make foes hurt

If I could start again
Ten years before Wii came
I would keep my coins
While NES I played
I wonder if Trent Reznor ever played videogames. I know his song "Don't You F***ing Know Who You Are" appeared in the credits of the movie "DOOM" (which was based on a video game)

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DiZ - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! Thats hilarious

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