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Song Parodies -> "Gerd"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"Gerd"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I had Gerd today
It came up in my throat
Bitter is the taste
Like sputum from a goat
Can't let it get me down
I pop a purple pill
I sure hope it goes away
But, I don't think it ever will

(Chorus)
Better stick to toast
And soft poached eggs
Fight the urge for pizza, today
Though it begs
It's hard to eat at all
I peck like a bird
Acid bubbles up
Doc, says I have Gerd

I crave spaghetti sauce
And pepperoni, too
Should I sacrifice,
Suffer for a chew?
My brains are in my tongue
Resistance I resist
Of my enemys
I'm first on the list

Better stick to toast
And soft poached eggs
Fight the urge for pizza, today
Though it begs
It's hard to eat at all
I peck like a bird
Acid bubbles up
Doc, says I have Gerd

When I deny the facts
I have to eat my words
And I can't do that
Because I have Gerd

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alvin rhodes - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
"my brains are in my tongue"...i like that
John Barry - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'll give you 15 cl. of Sucralfate.
Red Ant - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
A few pacing hiccups in the first verse but overall very good. It might pace right to Johnny Cash's cover of the song. This is your first 90s song, AmIRight?
AFW - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, alvin, John, and Red Ant...Not sure on that..Done some Randy Travis stuff..but, it may have been eighties...I guess I am mostly stuck in a time warp...but a lot of the new music, Country, or otherwise..doesn't shake my tree
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Both the original and the Johnny Cash cover has a desperate tone that fits very well with a subject like this, especially if it's based on personal exsperiences. If so I recommened you take a look at this, you might find the idea in itself interesting even if you don't buy the whole concept: www.dadamo.com
Agrimorfee - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
My wife has had acid reflux disease since the beginning of the decade, but had no idea it was also known as "gerd" (oy vey, what a name for a condition!) until a recent doctor visit.

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