Song Parodies -> Burnt
| Original Song Title: | "Hurt" |
| Original Performer: | Nine Inch Nails |
| Parody Song Title: | "Burnt" |
| Parody Written by: | Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman |
A song about cooking, with all of the dispair of the original
I burnt my roast today
I ruined a fancy meal
I wrapped it in tin foil
My shame I did conceal
The fork it pokes a hole
Right through this tender thing
So I cooked it extra long
Now it's chared and really stinks
What have I cooked now
My burnt cuisine
Everything I cook
Burns away in the end
You will eat it all
My pantry of food
I will ruin it all
I will make it burnt
I wear my stained apron
In my kitchen's lair
Covered with the grease
From last nights dispair
Into the trash of mine
The roast it disappears
I'm cooking something else
Wish Emeril was here
What have I cooked now
My burnt cuisine
Everything I cook
Burns away in the end
You will eat it all
My pantry of food
I will ruin it all
I will make it burnt
If I could start again
A dinner I could make
I would buy myself
A new microwave
I ruined a fancy meal
I wrapped it in tin foil
My shame I did conceal
The fork it pokes a hole
Right through this tender thing
So I cooked it extra long
Now it's chared and really stinks
What have I cooked now
My burnt cuisine
Everything I cook
Burns away in the end
You will eat it all
My pantry of food
I will ruin it all
I will make it burnt
I wear my stained apron
In my kitchen's lair
Covered with the grease
From last nights dispair
Into the trash of mine
The roast it disappears
I'm cooking something else
Wish Emeril was here
What have I cooked now
My burnt cuisine
Everything I cook
Burns away in the end
You will eat it all
My pantry of food
I will ruin it all
I will make it burnt
If I could start again
A dinner I could make
I would buy myself
A new microwave
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Very good take on this song, though I had to pronounce "ruined" as one syllable to make the pacing work for me. 5s.
Some overcooked 5s.
you can sop wi h the roast part sorry
I'm crying, because I'm just laughing that hard. Thank you for making my day. ^_^
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