Song Parodies -> Cops
| Original Song Title: | "Closer" |
| Original Performer: | Nine Inch Nails |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cops" |
| Parody Written by: | Joel Martinez |
Before you think this parody is based on the show "cops" let me tell you its actually based on a guy who discovers another guy is a criminal, and before the other guy chooses whether to help him or not, The ending is pretty sad.
The laws I violate them
The cops Idesicrate them
The walls I penetrate them
The jails I have escaped them
Help me, I'm doomed if I'm locked inside
Help me, I have nowhere to go
Help me, your house won't make me visible
Help me get away from patrols
I want to not be caught a criminal
I want to find somewhere I can hide
I want to not be caught a criminal
Otherwise my plans are flawed
You can help me hide from the cops
You will have my satisfaction
You will have the thanks that it brings
You will have my essence of faith
You will have my loyalty
Help me, forget about treason
Help me, or I'm back in the cells
Help me, I beg you, help please
Help me look like somebody else
I want to not be caught a criminal
I want to find somewhere I can hide
I want to not be caught a criminal
Otherwise my plans are flawed
You can help me hide from the cops
I hear the police closer, I have to run
Please don't wonder, of why I have a gun
It is pretty simple, You were a nice guy
Its a shame to be safe, you have to die
The cops Idesicrate them
The walls I penetrate them
The jails I have escaped them
Help me, I'm doomed if I'm locked inside
Help me, I have nowhere to go
Help me, your house won't make me visible
Help me get away from patrols
I want to not be caught a criminal
I want to find somewhere I can hide
I want to not be caught a criminal
Otherwise my plans are flawed
You can help me hide from the cops
You will have my satisfaction
You will have the thanks that it brings
You will have my essence of faith
You will have my loyalty
Help me, forget about treason
Help me, or I'm back in the cells
Help me, I beg you, help please
Help me look like somebody else
I want to not be caught a criminal
I want to find somewhere I can hide
I want to not be caught a criminal
Otherwise my plans are flawed
You can help me hide from the cops
I hear the police closer, I have to run
Please don't wonder, of why I have a gun
It is pretty simple, You were a nice guy
Its a shame to be safe, you have to die
*Sniff*
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