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Song Parodies -> "Starbucks Inc."
Original Song Title:
"Starfuckers Inc."
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nine Inch Nails
Parody Song Title:
"Starbucks Inc."
Parody Written by:
BreakingBenAlways
The Lyrics
This parody sucks
My drink sits in the back in a brewing machine,
My drink comes in a mug wrapped in cellophane,
My drink has an ad on page 6 of the magazine,
My drink's shallow with little taste but it still makes a scene.
I want a drink this time that'll live up to its hype,
I'll listen to everyone and hope they turn out to be right,
I'll be there at noon getting my morning cup of coffee,
I play a game, it's called "Who Can Drink the Most Caffine?"
Starbucks!
Starbucks!
Starbucks, Inc!
Starbucks!
They sell every *beep* brew and just a little more,
I'd do anything for an espresso but don't you dare call me a whore,
And when I suck up their drinks not a drop will go to waste,
They really aren't too bad you know once you get past the taste.
Starbucks!
Starbucks!
Starbucks, Inc!
Starbucks!
With so little sleep,
How could I stay awake without you?
But that horrible tast,
I bet you wanna puke that stuff out of you,
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Now I belong, I'm one of the important ones.
Now I belong, I'm one of the important ones.
My drink comes in a mug wrapped in cellophane,
My drink has an ad on page 6 of the magazine,
My drink's shallow with little taste but it still makes a scene.
I want a drink this time that'll live up to its hype,
I'll listen to everyone and hope they turn out to be right,
I'll be there at noon getting my morning cup of coffee,
I play a game, it's called "Who Can Drink the Most Caffine?"
Starbucks!
Starbucks!
Starbucks, Inc!
Starbucks!
They sell every *beep* brew and just a little more,
I'd do anything for an espresso but don't you dare call me a whore,
And when I suck up their drinks not a drop will go to waste,
They really aren't too bad you know once you get past the taste.
Starbucks!
Starbucks!
Starbucks, Inc!
Starbucks!
With so little sleep,
How could I stay awake without you?
But that horrible tast,
I bet you wanna puke that stuff out of you,
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Now I belong, I'm one of the important ones.
Now I belong, I'm one of the important ones.
I hope you at least thought it was okay
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