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Song Parodies -> "Star Expletives"

Original Song Title:

"Star F**kers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"Star Expletives"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

i'm back after about 8 months of having no inspiration/time. this is written from the point of view of me after writing pitiful lay, which didnt get through given its sexual content i assume. however it's written from the point of view of a ficticious, far angrier and more spiteful version of me, IT IN NO WAY RESEMBLES MY FEELINGS TOWARDS THE STAFF OF AMIRIGHT. i think u guys do a top job, really i do
these guys sit in their rooms with their magazines
these guys get all hopped up on panadeine
these guys download off the net a bunch of porno scenes
but these guys wont publish anything that is deemed obscene

i tried to write a song but it did not get through
i know about sexual content but i think that it is poo
i'm sure you guys would have thought that it was funny
now you'll never see it and that really makes me peeved

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i looked every gosh darn day but it wasn't there
i sat, pulling and pulling out my expletive hair
and now i'm angry and i'll write about it's lack of taste
it shouldn't take too long if i just use copy and paste
(excuses)

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you're so gay
i'll bet you think this song is about you
you're so gay
i'll bet you're gonna block this one too,
won't you, won't you, won't you, won't you
won't you, won't you, won't you, won't you
won't you

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ohhhh, ohhh, ohhhh
this better be chosen lads
(star expletives)
ohhhh, ohhh, ohhhh
this better be chosen lads
(star expletives)
ohhhh, ohh, ohhh (yeah, you better know)
this better be chosen lads
(star expletives incorporated, star expletives)
ohhhh, ohh, ohh (star expletives)
this better be chosen lads
(star expletives incorporated)

once again, the editors at amiright do a bang up job, so dont take this song seriously

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