Song Parodies -> Closer to Ra

Original Song Title:

"Closer to God"

Original Performer:

Nine-Inch Nails

  
Parody Song Title:

"Closer to Ra"

Parody Written by:

Crimson Wolf

Uck! I can't believe I'm parodying this song! It's nauseatingly crude! But since I'm YGO-minded again, hearing it reminded me of Marik. Or his Yami. Or both.ANYWAY!...I read a Marik x Téa fanfic on FanFiction.net, and I got inspired.(I'm really Red Rebel, but since I feel somewhat ashamed for subbing such a gross song, I'm using a different name.)
You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me manipulate you

Help me
I took you from your friends
Help me
I've got no soul to sell
Help me
The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

I want to screw you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to screw you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to Ra

You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything
Help me
You tear down my reason
Help me
It's your body I can smell
Help me
You make me irresistible
Help me become somebody else

I want to screw you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to screw you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to Ra

Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive
{barfs nonstop}
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