Song Parodies -> A Close Shave

Original Song Title:

"Into the Void"

Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

  
Parody Song Title:

"A Close Shave"

Parody Written by:

Panic Pagoda

This song just CRIED OUT to be parodied in a shaving-themed parody, so I might as well do it. Please review my other parodies by clciking on my name, OK? :)
Combing my moustache all the way to the station
Too much hair on my head I want to shave every last one off
(I got my razor but today I had to say)
Tried to shave myself but myself keeps slipping away

Tried to put toilet paper on the cuts and the scratches
Tried to aftershave the open wounds and the patches
Then it grows back and my barber is not okay
Tried to shave myself but myself keeps slipping away

Tried to shave myself but myself keeps slipping away
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