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Song Parodies -> "Lobster"

Original Song Title:

"Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"Lobster"

Parody Written by:

Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman

The Lyrics

You let me marinade you, dont let me over bake you
You let me masticate you, I want to salivate on you

Feed me, I'm churning in my insides
Feed me, I hear that dinner bell
Feed me the only thing that satisfies
Feed me before I starve to death

I want to eat some kind of animal
I want to get it from the deep sea
I want to eat some kind of animal
The kind that lives near sea weed
Please give me lobster and cod

You can serve me appetizers, you can bring me h'ors devours and wine
You can serve me deep fried stuffed tails, but it must be served on time

Feed me, I want some sea food
Feed me, it's your brine I can smell
Feed me when I am hungry
Feed me something that lives in shells

I want to eat some kind of animal
I want to get it from the deep sea
I want to eat some kind of animal!
The kind that lives near sea weed
Please give me lobster and cod.

[spoken]
Through every ocean, in salty breeze
Caught in the fish nets, beneath the seas
I take the scales off of your meat
You are the reason I love to eat

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Joel - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm, very clever parody! I love an author who puts the "h'' from horny, and puts it into the "h" in hungry, 555, there's just nothing better!

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