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Song Parodies -> "The Landscaper's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"The Landscaper's Song"

Parody Written by:

Western River

The Lyrics

Want me to landscape your lawn?
Im a pro, it won't take long.
Just put these gard'ning gloves on,
and maybe we'll have some fun.

(Help me)
These thorns have pierced my insides.
(Help me)
You get this hose from Hell?
(Help me)
I spilled this dirt all over me.
I can't plant these trees by myself

I want to trim it like an animal
It's just not beautiful on this side
I want to trim it like an animal
'Cause this bush is really flawed.
Looks like you might need new sod.

You can have my shovel and rake.
You can have these flowers for free.
You can water the plants for me.
Here, you can plant everything.

(Help me)
Your sprinkler got me soaked.
(Help me)
I've got that skunk smell.
(Help me)
Stepped in maneuer.
I can't plant these flowers myself.

I want to trim it like an animal
It's just not beautiful on this side
I want to trim it like an animal
'Cause this bush is really flawed.
Looks like you might need new sod.

It's like a forest, I can't even see.
Your backyard is giving me creeps.
You should have told me 'bout that bee hive
I have to leave here to stay alive.

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