You let me plunge this crap out.
You left me without a doubt.
Just hand me that old U-gun.
So we can get this clog out.

Help me, just pass me that corkscrew.
Help me, I might work somewhere else.
Help me, just hand me that old plunger.
Or I'll just get it all by myself.

I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
I wanna pull out all it's insides.
I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
This whole business is flawed.
This gets me closer to clogs.

You pay me 200 bucks.
With this job that really sucks.
I wanna get it all out.
I need to get my plunger out.

Help me, I gave all my while.
Help me, this crap is packed in some where else.
Help me, I'm gonna need a name brand.
Help me get this stuff from myself.

I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
I wanna pull out all it's inside.
I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
My whole business is flawed.
This gets me closer to clogs.

Through the lead pipes.
The stenchy breeze.
I take a big puff.
Then I sneeze.
The disinfectent.
Will make it fine.
The limey scent.
Keeps me alive.