I'm walking in the air
Without my underwear, oh dear
There are people taking the mic
When they see my little Dyke

I'm getting very cold
I'm gonna kill my roommate, who sold
All of my thermal johns
To that man of old

Feeling Embarrassed
Oh crud here comes a hungry bee
It's flying past my knees
With it's big poised stingy

Mums cover children's eyes
From this sick surprise
Oh man this is the worst day of my life

Where is my underwear?
The wind and rain are freezing my
Oh Gosh I now need a poop
Too much curry soup

Suddenly I wake up form this scary sleep
When some guy beeps the horn of his almighty jeep

I'm now not in the air
But I look up at the midnight sky
And i wonder if I could, really really fly