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Original Song Title:

"Never Again"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Never Again"

Parody Written by:

Heath J

The Lyrics

this is about a party that i got far too drunk at and promised my friend who drove me home that i'd never get so drunk again, at least not when he had to look after excuse for drinking so much was i was trying to keep up with a girl.then the next week when i didn't drink and had even more fun.
She's drinking again, my time to start
though i said tonight I was gunna be smart
I think this room is starting to spin
It's time for when you see her
dancing too well
She's just a woman
Never Again

She's the amateur, I'm the pro
she can hold it how was i to know?
She lies on me, but not in bed
For an hour i was clinically dead
as i sat there,
She's just a woman
Never Again

can't find the door, so i just crashed
On the bathroom floor, i lay smashed
Never before have I had a
feeling this bad
damn that woman
Never Again

Just tell the driver when he needs to stop
It starts to find its way back to the top
they look at me, and i'm ashamed
It's out of me now so i can
sit in the car
and look innocent
Never Again

It's happened before but not like this
They've seen me before but not so pissed
Never before have I have
needed this bad
to be looked after
Never Again
Never Again

sober's a word you haven't heard yet
you're just a vagrant with no morals
Don't try to keep up with a lady
she'll kick your ass no doubt no pressure

not drunk again, but just as fun
brand new plan, and it saves a tonne
of trouble for, all your friends
Tonight you'll find out just how much
fun it can be
to stay dry with you 'n' me
Never Again

I've seen clear before, but not that strong
what was i thinking to be so wrong?
Forever before I haven't
done anything bad
I've always been the good man
Never Again

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fightclubspartan - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Ok this is how stupid your parody is. Your mom is going to like disown you and then she's going to sleep with Ryan Vikedal (the drummer) while she's COMPLTELY WASTED and have millions of Down Syndromed babies and s**t because she was on some God knows what drug that was invented the day before, okay Chunky, and then... she's going to forget you ever EXISTED!!!

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